When HR says ‘go the extra mile’ for that raise…all I heard was ‘get on your knees.’ 🤭Boss is getting the full performance review tonight. 💼🍆💦 Who else out here negotiating with their mouth? I like to think of it as suck

When HR says ‘go the extra mile’ for that raise…all I heard was ‘get on your knees.’ 🤭Boss is getting the full performance review tonight. 💼🍆💦 Who else out here negotiating with their mouth? I like to think of it as sucking for success hahahahah the jokes write themselves I should be a standup comedian 😂😂 ok but actually we were on this music video set that took place in an office building that had a ton of rooms with props all in them so I thought why not have some fun we were all dressed up anyway. Due to the fact that we were on a music video set we had to be quiet and couldn’t go full on porno with the sound effects 😂😂 it’s fun being sexy and sneaky though! I like having sex in places that I shouldn’t be having sex in… now that I think about it, I haven’t had sex in a dressing room in a while omg need to change that!